captain-jaybird:

orphan black au where everything is the same except paul is played by natalie dormer

welcome to my twisted ankle
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Me: i'm over my crush
Crush: hey
Me: nvm
faqoloqy:

the season is right around the corner…

faqoloqy:

the season is right around the corner…

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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ivantalia:

baegal:

When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level

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official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious